And then Julius Caesar walks into a bar and asks for a martinis. The bartender says, "Don't you mean Martini?" Caesar replies, "If I had wanted a double I would have asked for it." The next night Marc Antony walks in and asks for a vodkum. The bartender, not having learned his lesson, asks, "Don't you mean a vodka?" Marc Antony replies, "If I had wanted a double I would have asked for it."
_ _ _"The ruling class makes wars and the working class fights them." - Eugene V. Debs
Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/rogerbailey81 The Militant: http://www.themilitant.com Pathfinder Press: http://www.pathfinderpress.com Granma International: http://www.granma.cu/ingles/index.html----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob W" <rwiley45@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Friday, April 15, 2011 8:15 PM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: For what it's worth. Thanks Scott, I think. Reminds me of a joke: René Descarte walks into a bar and the bartender says "same thing as usual René?" to which Descarte responds "I think not." And he disappears. Bob "Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." Aristotle----- Original Message ----- From: "Scott Rains" <scottr@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Friday, April 15, 2011 6:21 PM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: For what it's worth. Truly compulsive. I knew there was a reason you were a good Bookshare volunteer. ________________________________________ From: bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Bob W [rwiley45@xxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Friday, April 15, 2011 3:19 PM To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: For what it's worth. Gee thanks Scottt. Now I can stay awake tonight figuring out: how old am I? (hope it has a wide display). How long has it been since I got up this morning? How long has it been since I did my last calculation with this thing? How long has it been since the big bang. You get the picture. Actually, I love date calculators. Bob ----- Original Message ----- From: "Scott Rains" <scottr@xxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Friday, April 15, 2011 4:49 PM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: For what it's worth. There's an app for that: http://www.timeanddate.com/date/dateadd.html You can calculate the number of days between dates. Scott ________________________________________ From: bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [bksvol-discuss-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Valerie Maples [vlmaples@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: Friday, April 15, 2011 2:13 PM To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: For what it's worth. Wow! You and Doug are pretty close together, Scott! He broke his neck on Sept 25, 1972, so if I figure right, that is 38 years, 6 months, 21 days. But counting is not my strong suit... Valerie On Apr 15, 2011, at 2:36 PM, Scott Rains wrote: Today is also 38 years, 5 months, 4 days since I was paralyzed. NrybXǧujy%v++zyb( n^Šݺ{.n++lzW^yewjXڽi^rjwlm(^rb To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line. NrybXǧujy%v++zyb( n^Šݺ{.n++lzW^yewjXڽi^rjwlm(^rb To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxxput the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.
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