[thebigjewel] News Items I Expected To See When I Was Eight Years Old - March 19, 2008
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News Items I Expected To See When I Was Eight Years Old
By David Jaggard
Man's Death Ruled Accidental
Services were held yesterday for Terrence "Terry" Bly-Oldman, a well-known
figure in the local community, who died suddenly last Thursday. He was 45.
The county medical examiner's office has given the cause of death as
postprandial aquatosis. "We were all sitting out on the deck," his wife
told investigators. "He ate an apple, and then 59 minutes later -- with
only 60 seconds to go! -- he dangled his foot in the swimming pool. He was
killed instantly"...
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