[thebigjewel] My Written Responses To A Typical Thursday's Postal Mail - March 12, 2008
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- Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:36:40 -0600 (MDT)
Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are so busy answering our mail that we
have no time to finish this sentence...Dan Shea is busy licking envelopes,
too. His correspondence with a bewildering variety of entities and
humanoids is of such high literary quality that it practically begs to be
collected after his death -- which, if we are any judge of how the
recipients may respond to these letters, could come any day now:
My Written Responses To A Typical Thursday's Postal Mail
By Dan Shea
To Jeremy F. Steinberg, Senior VP Marketing, Citicorp Trust Bank
Dear Jer,
First off, let me apologize for not writing back sooner. I assure you, the
fact that you sent the same exact letter twice in as many weeks (even down
to the nuances of your signature, you fiend for details, you!) is a hint
not wasted on the likes of me. That being said, I feel I must mention that
most people -- those not so in tune with our unique brand of instant
camaraderie and fraternal ribbing -- might find such an act to be a bit
pushy and impersonal. Not that you have to worry about me, my good new
friend. No, sir! I naturally got the gist and chortled until I could find
a pen!...
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