Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we listen very carefully to the Almighty. Sarah Palin listens to Him, too. But as our own Justin Warner points out, she may not always be hearing Him clearly: God Responds To Sarah Palin's Remarks By Justin Warner GOD: Damn. I guess this'll teach Me to go on vacation: I open my email and there are three hundred trillion new messages. About half of them were YouTube links to Sarah Palin invoking My name, so let me go through them point by point... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx