Welcome to The Big Jewel, where the best literature always receives a fair hearing...from the deaf, dumb and blind. Tyler Smith is one of two new additions to our growing roster of Associate Editors (the other is Mike Richardson-Bryan -- welcome aboard, guys!). But while he may be getting some respect around here, he's taking a beating from the critics for books he hasn't even finished yet: Anticipated Reviews Of My Unfinished Novels, Had I Completed Them By Tyler Smith Patchouli Morning The metaphysical impishness, erudition and breadth of vision in this sexually charged roman à clef is Smith at his most vulnerable. We recoil in horror as he recounts a series of heartbreaking trysts that recall -- then exceed -- Flaubert in both emotional power and literary merit. Curiously, the novel stagnates for the first twenty pages with inane references to pedestrian, adolescent love themes directed toward a sophomore called only "Emily," but it then soars for the remaining 344 pages with a narrative and vision as taut and authentic as anything in the Western canon since forever. And while the inclusion of the lyrics to Metallica's "Fade to Black" in the prologue offers little in the way of relevance, one is reminded that -- like black holes -- not everything should be easily understood... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx