Welcome to The Big Jewel, where intelligent design is more than a counter-Darwinian theory -- it's the premise for a piece of humorous prose. Reading it, one must ask whether Justin Warner himself is the product of intelligent design or rather, like the editorial policy of this web page, the product of chance and time skinny dipping in the shallow end of the gene pool. God only knows...and He isn't telling: "Both Sides Now" By Justin Warner Effective immediately, the following statement will appear on the front cover of all math textbooks in Tuskamoga County, Mississippi, per unanimous vote of the school board: The Pythagorean Theorem is a theorem, not fact. A theorem is defined as "A proposition that has been or is to be proved on the basis of explicit assumptions" (emphasis added). In other words, it's just a suggestion. If it were fact, it would say so in the definition. That's just common sense... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx