Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are desperately looking for a reason, any reason, to smile. We are not so proud to be members of the human race this week. That's why we're running a piece on animals by Charlie Nadler, making his first appearance at The Big Jewel. Charlie points out many positive attributes about animals. We could mention one more, which is that they may eat each other when they are hungry, but they will never gun each other down for sport or revenge. Go animals! we say. When we are done wiping each other out, maybe they will make better use of the planet Earth than we have: Animals: The Way Of The Future! By Charlie Nadler Every day, an animal is born on this earth. Many of us will go our entire lives without ever interacting with these mysterious beasts, but their swift advancement has nevertheless garnered the esteem of the world community. Today, even critics must concede: Animals are the way of the future!... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx