[tcb] Re: Shhhhhhhhhhhh it's Friday
- From: Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:08:23 -0700
#420
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
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On Friday, March 28, 2008, at 12:58PM, "j duncan" <whocanduncan@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
>
>A preacher was lecturing on the Bible one Sunday morning.
>
>He said to his small congregation, "You know, the Bible has an answer for
>everything. The reason for that is that the people in the Bible have all, at
>one time or another, been in the same situations you have."
>
>"Even PMS?" a woman asked.
>
>"Yes, I assure you," said the preacher, "PMS is in there. Tell you what, I'll
>look for it and tell you the passage at services next week."
>
>So everyone goes home after the service.
>
>Meanwhile, the preacher is looking for the PMS passage.
>
>When Sunday comes around.... he gets in front of the congregation and begins
>his Homily in the service.
>
>"People, I have found the passage in the Bible referring to PMS.
>
>"Really, Preacher? Where?" the lady asked.
>
>"It's right here in this passage where it says, 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass
>all the way to Bethlehem'."
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