[tcb] Re: It's Friday freekabuszoids
- From: j duncan <whocanduncan@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:18:19 -0600
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for
answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months
ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was
completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if
they could help him."
You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused
him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation.
They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the
horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the
hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover
completely."
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any
one else had anything to say.
A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "I'm Jim and I want to tell my
wife, the word is "sternum".
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