[tcb] Re: It's Friday freekabuszoids
- From: Katrina <k.d.martin@xxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:34:30 -0800
Love it!
Katrina & Dan Martin
71'bus "Homer"
http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/
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On Friday, February 22, 2008, at 01:20PM, "j duncan" <whocanduncan@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
>
>The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise
>for answered prayers.
>
>A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months
>ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was
>completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if
>they could help him."
>
>You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
>imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.
>
>She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move
>caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
>operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's
>scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
>
>Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the
>horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the
>hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover
>completely."
>
>All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any
>one else had anything to say.
>
>A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, "I'm Jim and I want to tell my
>wife, the word is "sternum".
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