[tcb] It's Friday!

http://www.findmydoppelganger.com/

Great license photo

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4HvVK3PdGpE/T1AEIdcj5DI/AAAAAAAANFA/Yz_sRmCIOLA/s1600/10.jpg

Sofa King Low!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/feb/29/sofa-retailer-rude-catchphrase

Badgermin

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2012/02/musicians-play-badgermin-for-first-time.html

Change please...in gum...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/britains-stolen-gum-ends-up-as-change-in-romanian-shops-7440941.html

8 hours of sleep

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16964783

Snow patterns

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/simon-beck-snow-art

THE BLONDE WHO HUNTED ALLIGATORS

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of the shoe store shopkeeper,
the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go
give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in
the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing
waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the
slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in
amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.
Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .

"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

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