[tcb] Re: It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- From: "Sharon Chamberlain" <iluvvws@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 10:22:51 -0500
That was funny Brian, take care of yourself, hope you feel better soon, take
all your horse pills and rest.
Steve does that to his foreign clients he thinks if he talks louder to them
they will understand English much better, as a matter of fact he did it
Sunday at Home Depot on the phone with a Chinese client who was lost at DFW
airport, I could hear him 4 rows over.
-----Original Message-----
From: tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:tcb-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf
Of Brian Denning
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 9:47 AM
To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tcb] Re: It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so here is a friday story for ya'll from an expereince i had yesterday, this
is also on my myspace blog:
So I have laringitus and bronchitus, i am rolling in the sickness today,
whooptidoo, and to top it off that means no volkswagen work for me.
So here is the story at Walgreens. I have no voice due to the ituses and the
doctor said not to talk, which sucks, and I told him it sucks. I have horse
pills, I am not lying they are huge, first thought was these don't go in my
mouth do they?
Ok so I go to the pharmacy, our local Walgreens, I have no voice. I drop off
my perscription and they ask the question, "Do you want to wait on this?" I
said yes. So this was at 10:15. Well, I was sitting waiting for over an hour
well the lady asks me my name. CAN'T TALK DUMBASS!! so I whisper my name and
she says, "Honey I can't hear you, your gonna have to speak up." So, I
whisper louder. "benny, is that your last name?" I say no well they come
back and say we don't have anything for "Benny." Then she writes down "DOB"
and points at it as if I can't hear as well. I looked at her and said my
hearing is fine I am just sick and lost my voice, of course I whispered
this, and of course she couldn't understand me, but, she could tell I was
getting pissed. So, she looks up my date of birth and verified my address
and well I finally get my horse pills. But it was hillarious she was talking
to me then suddenly she starts writing stuff down as if I can't hear. oh,
and she also talked louder and louder as well, retard. Anywho so I am at
home now and am fixing to down a suppository sized pill. oh boy.
>From: KatrinaMartin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Reply-To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: [tcb] It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 08:40:31 -0500
>
>http://www.sasi.group.shef.ac.uk/worldmapper/
>http://www.metacafe.com/watch/81845/peanut_butter_jelly_time/
>http://www.wreckedexotics.com/
>http://www.mystique.net/cybertan.htm
>http://parody.organique.com/index.html
>
>THE PROBLEM WITH HIGH URINALS.....
>A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by
>two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous
>Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
>When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
>that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
>other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
>room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
>reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
>with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding
>onto their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
>As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
>well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
>"You must be in the fourth grade."
>HE REPLIED: "No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race today.
>
>Katrina & Dan Martin
>71'bus "Homer"
>http://homepage.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin
>http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows
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