She could clean my bathroom. Brian Denning <i_am_cool_fred@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,244170,00.html some arky news for ya. >From: Katrina >Reply-To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >Subject: [tcb] It's Friday!!! >Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:42:09 -0800 > >We should pick one of these RR to do at Bulligras, or whenever...lol >Ridiculous records, I like this one- Longest Continuous Air Guitar/Head >Banging >Requirements: We recommend old Quo tracks >Record holder: Bill Jaimeson, Tring, England >Details: 2 hours and 45 minutes "Standing in front of the TV watching >Kerrang - pass the Asprin" December 2002 > >http://corrweb.tripod.com/indexofrecords.html > >Nutmeg? Only 2 tablespooons full. > >http://www.truthtree.com/Nutmeg.shtml > >No pants on the subway. > >http://improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=54 > >Homer Simpson's words of wisdom. > >http://www.funny2.com/homer.htm > >Joke: > >An old Navy CPO, on shore leave, walks into a pub and sees a sign >hanging over the bar which reads: >CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 >CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 >HANDJOB: $10.00 >Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar >and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving >drinks to a meager looking group of men. >"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" >"I was wondering", whispers the Chief, "are you the one who gives the >hand-jobs?" >"Yes", she purrs, "I am." >The old Chief replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!" > > >Katrina & Dan Martin >71'bus "Homer" >http://web.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/ >http://ical.mac.com/danandkatrinamartin/Volks32Shows > _________________________________________________________________ Type your favorite song. Get a customized station. Try MSN Radio powered by Pandora. http://radio.msn.com/?icid=T002MSN03A07001 --------------------------------- Need Mail bonding? Go to the Yahoo! Mail Q&A for great tips from Yahoo! Answers users.