[sparkscoffee] Re: David Letterman - Why I Vote Democrat
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- Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 12:06:18 -0400 (EDT)
Richard
Said essentially the same thing in an earlier post. Incidentally it seems
my
posts doesn't go through _sparkscoffee@freelists.org_
(mailto:sparkscoffee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) any more but does go through
_aranet@freelists.org_ (mailto:aranet@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) , and
_dmarc-noreply@f_ (mailto:dmarc-noreply@f) ... as a reply??? Dont know why but
mentioned it to RonG. Only 16 members on sparkscoffee, fewer are listenning
to
us? Any comments from anyone?
CB
In a message dated 5/1/2014 9:26:34 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
richardfl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
Here we go again. This is not in any way attributable to David Letterman.
It's a satirical take-off (and not a very funny one at that) of a David
Letterman-style Top 10 list. Why not have the subject line read "Ron Ristad -
Why I Vote Democratic"? It would have exactly the same degree of
authenticity and it wouldn't be any less humorous.
Back to the Ignore List for you-know-who.
73,
Richard Freedland
Miami
Sent from my iPad.
On May 1, 2014, at 8:35 AM, Ron Ristad <_ristad@sprynet.com_
(mailto:ristad@xxxxxxxxxxx) > wrote:
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15%
isn't.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.
I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home
in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy and get
sex change operations if they want one on the tax payers dime.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away
Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest
away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.
#1. And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is:
because I think it's better to pay billions of U. S. dollars for oil to
people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some
endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the
beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.
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