[sparkscoffee] Re: David Letterman - Why I Vote Democrat
- From: Richard Freedland <richardfl@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "sparkscoffee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <sparkscoffee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 1 May 2014 09:25:53 -0400
Here we go again. This is not in any way attributable to David Letterman. It's
a satirical take-off (and not a very funny one at that) of a David
Letterman-style Top 10 list. Why not have the subject line read "Ron Ristad -
Why I Vote Democratic"? It would have exactly the same degree of authenticity
and it wouldn't be any less humorous.
Back to the Ignore List for you-know-who.
73,
Richard Freedland
Miami
Sent from my iPad.
On May 1, 2014, at 8:35 AM, Ron Ristad <ristad@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
> want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
>
> #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
> gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15%
> isn't.
>
> #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
> spending the money I earn than I would.
>
> #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is
> offended by it.
>
> #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
> know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
> thieves.
>
> I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in
> order to identify your body after a home invasion.
>
> #5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being
> aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy and get sex
> change operations if they want one on the tax payers dime.
>
> #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
> health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away
> Social Security from those who paid into it.
>
> #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed
> to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
> away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
>
> #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
> Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their
> agendas past the voters.
>
> #1. And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is:
> because I think it's better to pay billions of U. S. dollars for oil to
> people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some
> endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don't care about the
> beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.
>
>
> ....
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