Wait, wait, I think that the tongue and cheek nature of the original message was lost in the email translation. I'm certainly not spending $199 on a gift for even a fine party such as this one, how about between $1 and $10? That is quite typical for situations such as this, sounds good to me! To subscribe or to leave the list, or to set other subscription options, go to www.freelists.org/list/real-eyes