[ourlunchgroup] Re: Don't mess with kids!
- From: Brock Payne <bigbrockpayne@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: ourlunchgroup@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 23 Dec 2011 08:59:39 -0700
That's good
BROCK
On Thu, Dec 22, 2011 at 3:26 PM, Jacey Erickson <jaceysdragons@xxxxxxxxx>wrote:
> ...wait...was that like, reverse phsycology? well, it worked! i feel a
> lot better now! thanks brock!! :) haha!!! see you tonight!
> ~Jacey~
>
> *From:* Brock Payne <bigbrockpayne@xxxxxxxxx>
> *To:* ourlunchgroup@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> *Sent:* Thursday, December 22, 2011 3:22 PM
>
> *Subject:* [ourlunchgroup] Re: Don't mess with kids!
>
> Well since telling you that you shouldn't feel bad makes you feel worse
> then should I tell you that you are a jerk and very mean (even though you
> are not)
>
> BROCK
>
> PS Don't feel bad it all worked out in the end see you tonight
>
> On Thu, Dec 22, 2011 at 12:19 PM, Jacey Erickson
> <jaceysdragons@xxxxxxxxx>wrote:
>
> Brock, I can't even tell you how sorry I am! and don't say don't feel
> bad because that will just make me feel worse. I'm so so so so soooooooooo
> sorry!!! :(
> and yeah, seven at my house and we are doing white elephant gifts.
> i'm so sorry.
> ~Jacey~
>
> *From:* Brock Payne <bigbrockpayne@xxxxxxxxx>
> *To:* ourlunchgroup@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> *Sent:* Wednesday, December 21, 2011 4:09 PM
> *Subject:* [ourlunchgroup] Re: Don't mess with kids!
>
> So why did you all skip I was the only one at school today.
>
> BROCK
>
> PS tomorrow at 7:00 right bring a white elephant gift and treat
>
> On Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 8:39 AM, Daniel Spreier
> <crazypirate22@xxxxxxxxx>wrote:
>
> Its fine I can drive
> |>@|\|!3|_
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> On Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 7:59 AM, Jacey Erickson
> <jaceysdragons@xxxxxxxxx>wrote:
>
> ha ha! those are awesome! hey daniel, do you want a ride to the NHS
> thing today? becuase i can give you one, i'll pick you up at like a quarter
> to ten... is that ok?
> ~jacey~
>
>
> *From:* Jarom Denton <smileybob234@xxxxxxxxx>
> *To:* Group of Friends <ourlunchgroup@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> *Sent:* Friday, December 16, 2011 5:15 PM
> *Subject:* [ourlunchgroup] Don't mess with kids!
>
> I found these funny jokes, so I wanted to share :)
> 1. little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher:
> said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
> even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
> The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
> the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
> physically impossible. The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will
> ask Jonah". The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
> The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".
>
> 2. A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while
> they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
> work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
> what the drawing was. The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher:
> paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a
> beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a
> minute."
>
> 3. A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
> five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy
> Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us
> how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little
> boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
>
> 4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
> at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
> strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She
> looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs
> white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something
> wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little
> girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how
> come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
>
> 5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
> persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice
> it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
> Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small
> voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's
> dead."
>
> 6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
> to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
> the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
> face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing
> upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A
> little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
>
> 7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
> school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
> nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
> watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the
> table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a
> note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
>
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> Jarom
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