It made it, and you would be surprised of how close it comes to being the truth many times!! Al Messer --- The Sheppard Residence <peter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > Apologies for the language near the bottom, but it > spoils the joke if > it's left out. > > Cheers > > Peter > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Have you ever been asked to give 110% ? > > From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it is > possible... they are only > numbers after all. It is easy to ask for 110% of > last years sales > performance or 113% of last > years margin contribution..... everyone comprehends > that. > > BUT.... What does it mean to GIVE more than 100%? > Even wonder about > those people who say that they are giving more than > 100%? We have all > been to those meetings where someone wants you to > give over 100%. How > about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? > > Here is a little mathematical formula that might > help you answer these > questions: > > If: > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > Is represented as: > > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 > 21 22 23 24 25 26 > > then: > > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% > > and > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% > > but: > > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E- > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% > > and: > > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > > AND.... Look how far ass kissing will get you > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% > > So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty > that while Hardwork and > Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get > you there, it is the > Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the > top! > Hmmmm > > MODEL ENGINEERING DISCUSSION LIST. > > To UNSUBSCRIBE from this list, send a blank email > to, > modeleng-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the word > "unsubscribe" in the subject line. > _______________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Declare Yourself - Register online to vote today! http://vote.yahoo.com MODEL ENGINEERING DISCUSSION LIST. To UNSUBSCRIBE from this list, send a blank email to, modeleng-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with the word "unsubscribe" in the subject line.