[mainekitchen] north korea
- From: "Jim Caron" <jcaron16@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <mainekitchen@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 20:59:17 -0500
North Korea Confirms It Has Landed A Man On The Sun
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Via Tweaktown
North Korea sends a 17-year-old man to the Sun, a journey that took just four
hours
This just in: North Korea has landed a man on the Sun. 17-year-old Hung Il
Gong started his journey at 3am this morning, travelling alone, to reach our
nearest star, a journey that took him just 4 hours.
A North Korean central news anchorman said during a live broadcast: "We are
very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North
Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a
hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening".
Hung is expected back on Earth in just a few hours time, where he will be
greeted by his uncle, and supreme leader: Kim Jong-un. Hung traveled in the
cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme
temperatures of the Sun. Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples
for his uncle, which I'm sure he will show off to the world in a short amount
of time.
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