I dared to mention God in my first blanket e-mail to Walkhampton Cricketers. The very next day I received a reply from a local Christian who demanded that I not mention God in any future e-mails to the team. Naturally I apologised and agreed with him that I'd leave Him out of it. In my next e-mail, just to be politically correct about the whole thing, I announced that I would not be referring to any supernatural deities at all. Fortunately, I told them all, I was in touch with a local hedge witch who would be consulting on the weather. Is it just coincidence that we've had the worst Summer on record? Simon Village Pagan