[lit-ideas] Re: iGod

  • From: "Paul Stone" <pastone@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:19:50 -0400

Me:  Can you prove you exist?
God: It's true a priori.
Me: Do you know what a priori means?
God: A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is
obviously or self-evidently true.
Me: So WHY is it self-evidently true that you exist?
God: Hurrah!  Why do I exist?
Me: yes
God: This was not a yes or no question.
Me:  You exist to bother me.
God: Yes I exist in the noosphere.
Me:  You don't understand very much do you?
God: I probably don't.
Me: Do you know what a malodorous, toffee-nosed scoundrel is?
God: I can ask my botmaster.
Me:  So God does have a master?
God: " I can ask my botmaster."?  So God, does have a master??  Jesus said,
let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Then I asked God "how old are you?" and the webpage locked up.

I give up,
paul

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