Me: Can you prove you exist? God: It's true a priori. Me: Do you know what a priori means? God: A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true. Me: So WHY is it self-evidently true that you exist? God: Hurrah! Why do I exist? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: You exist to bother me. God: Yes I exist in the noosphere. Me: You don't understand very much do you? God: I probably don't. Me: Do you know what a malodorous, toffee-nosed scoundrel is? God: I can ask my botmaster. Me: So God does have a master? God: " I can ask my botmaster."? So God, does have a master?? Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Then I asked God "how old are you?" and the webpage locked up. I give up, paul