Grazzi -- maybe two glasses of wine following a day of back-breaking labour is good for my verbal skills....<g>. Julie Krueger ========Original Message======== Subj: [lit-ideas] Re: another really old poem Date: 4/11/05 11:47:48 P.M. Central Daylight Time From: _mccreery@xxxxxxxx (mailto:mccreery@xxxxxxx) To: _lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx (mailto:lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) Sent on: On 2005/04/12, at 13:35, JimKandJulieB@xxxxxxx wrote: > My whole house looks like a war > zone. It needs a bull-dozer. But there are two places; my back > bathroom and my > kitchen, which look like a maid lives there. Flowers, plants, > pristine, you > could eat off any surface. The rest of the house? Should be > condemned. > Isolated perfection is the most some of us can hope for. General > mediocrity > doesn't cut it. Does that help your paper? I can send you photos of > the > Martha Stewart worthy two rooms and the other trailer-trash rooms. > Actually, I > was trying to make my living room work today but the TV was 4" too > tall for the > entertainment center space and I can't cut the TV down and I'm > looking on > the internet for carpentry advice for adjusting shelves to which > hinged doors > are attached. Have I mentioned that I would rather be reading > Candide than > sorting ancient books like "The Modern Woman's Health", written in > 1945? How > do you get rid of books? I will not burn or trash them. You > wouldn't believe > the diagrams of a foetus in 1945. Or what it says about > masturbation. Or > sexual responsibility. Dear God in Heaven. And then there's the > book I > found on Etiquette, from 1937. I'm forcing my children to read the > chapter on > Childrens' table manners. Why are these things in my house??? Did I > ask them > here? Did I call them? Did I purchase them? Did they follow me > home one > day, insidiously? What about the autobiography of Neil Young, which > largely > details his swimming naked on acid? Why do I have this? There's > only one > answer. Someone broke into my house one day and planted tons of > junk, just to > make me think I'm crazy. It's working. There's even a book on > Interior > Decorating from the 1950's which would scare anyone on this list. I > can scan > photos in colour, if requested......(put your sunglasses on). > This is poetry! John L. McCreery The Word Works, Ltd. 55-13-202 Miyagaya, Nishi-ku Yokohama, Japan 220-0006 Tel 81-45-314-9324 Email John.McCreery@xxxxxxxxxxxx "Making Symbols is Our Business" ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html