Because it's lunchtime here and because everyone nowadays likes to be kept up-to-date and because we have been discussing who beats whom, allow me to remind you, courtesy of extracts from the BBC website, that Nature generally wins. The true subject here, BTW, is a football game between Arsenal and Swansea. Proof that the U.S. and the U.K. do things differently? Apparently it's -4 in north London but Arsene Wenger isn't even wearing a coat. He's dicing with death. Arsene Wenger has seen sense and reached for the puffer jacket. But that dastardly zip is causing him all manner of problems again. He just can't get it together. Bring back Pat Rice! Callum C on Twitter: "Someone get that man a new coat!" Arsene Wenger has STILL not zipped up that jacket. Allow me to introduce you to the wonders of velcro Arsene. Or buttons. Or a nice duffel coat maybe? Seriously though you'll catch your death. Mike Simpson on Twitter: "Maybe Arsene hasn't had time to get a new coat because he's been too busy talking to Theo Walcott about a new contract?" SamEllard88 on Twitter: "Arsene Wenger has been trying to do up his jacket for the last 10 minutes! Much more entertaining than the match itself!" David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon