[lit-ideas] The Flying Spaghetti Monster and William Blake

  • From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:00:01 -0400

The Flying Spaghetti Monster site is going to post the discovery copied below. Another victory for Intelligent Design and Lit-Ideas.

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"The Flying Spaghetti Monster," a poem by William Blake, was recently discovered at the Bodleian Library, the main research library of the University of Oxford. Curiously, it has not yet appeared on their manuscript Web site (http://www.bodley.ox.ac.uk/dept/scwmss/wmss/medieval/browse.htm).




The Flying Spaghetti Monster
William Blake

Flying Spaghetti Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster. burning bright,
To the Beer Volcano's right;
What immortal chef or pantry.
Could craft thy fearful al dente?

In what shopping mall or landfill acreage.
Burnt the fire of thine Noodly Appendage?
On what wings dare he fly and soar?
Where's the seconds if I ask for more?

And what fork, & what acceding,
Could twist the noodles of thy being?
And when thy sauce began to heat.
Who added garlic to such a treat?

What the meatball? what the cheese,
Why too much pepper made me sneeze?
What the napkin? what bread basket
Will be offered dare I ask it?

When the pirates fled from their ships
And caused global warming apocalypse:
Did Nitrogen-14 cease to be?
Did he who made the ravioli make thee?

Flying Spaghetti Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster. burning bright,
To the Beer Volcano's right;
What immortal chef or pantry.
Could craft thy fearful al dente?

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