[lit-ideas] I can't believe my mailbox

  • From: Andy <mimi.erva@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 2 Jun 2008 16:35:56 -0700 (PDT)








Here I am, standing at the bus stop, clutching my suitcase,&nbsp;coins in 
hand.&nbsp; Bus pulls up, I step up to the driver when someone yanks me from 
behind and I go flying down the steps, trip on my suitcase, straight into a 
lamp post,&nbsp;and next thing I know there are ten people standing around me 
asking me if I'm okay.&nbsp; Uh, yeah, I'm okay but where's Toto?!&nbsp; Oh 
gosh, I don't know what to say.&nbsp;&nbsp;And of all people, Walter,&nbsp;our 
foremost representative of the most human of human activities that I love to 
bash.&nbsp; And there's Mike, doing his rubber&nbsp;bone routine again.&nbsp; 
And Ursula and Julie and Judy, and Lawrence&nbsp;too!&nbsp; You're all 
here!&nbsp; And look!&nbsp; There's the Lit-Ideas Bar &amp; Grill!&nbsp; Oh, 
okay, let's go in and have a drink since I'm back in Kansas again.&nbsp; We can 
join Paul sitting there watching the wrong movie again as usual.&nbsp; And of 
course David is invited and yes, even Phil.
 &nbsp;He can bring his coconut milk but he needs to wear something more decent 
than that hula skirt.&nbsp; I mean really, Phil.&nbsp; Yves St. Laurent isn't 
even cold yet and already...
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