[lit-ideas] Costumes

  • From: Mike Geary <jejunejesuit.geary2@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:53:50 -0500

I've always considered neckties as phallic symbols
--flaccid-phallic symbols.  They've always seemed to me to be a statement
over the gate to our curture that reads: "Abandon all hope of fun, ye who
enter here."  Yeah, but then I come from a working class background.  One of
six kids.  And though the mere sight of a female no longer elicits an
erection on my part, still, I've never needed Viagra -- though I'd like to
try it and see if I can go at it for four hours!  Woooweee, that'd be worth
a trip to the emergency room.

Nevertheless, there's aways a nonetheless that irregardless of the
irregardlessness of the regardless still stands as something or other--
ah, fuck it.

Mike Geary
Memphis

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