[lit-ideas] Re: A Kingdom for a Blink
- From: Eric Yost <eyost1132@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:49:35 -0400
Emily Litella* (aka Andyrene): Boy, are you
slippery. Then what's all the talk about
preemptive use of nukes?
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*
Chevy Chase: Weekend Update recognizes its
obligation to present responsible opposing
viewpoints to our editorials. Here to reply to a
recent editorial, is Emily Litella.
Emily Litella: I'm here tonight to speak out
against busting schoolchildren. Busting
schoolchildren is a terrible, terrible thing. I
hear this is going on all over the country. Mean
policemen arrest little children and put them in
jail in the wrong neighborhood, so they can't even
play with their little friends. Imagine, busting
schoolchildren! The food in jail isn't good, and
even though they get bread, I don't believe they
can get toast. Or nice cake. Now, who will tuck
them in? Where will they hang their leggings?
Where will they set up their little lemonade
stands? Well, they don't have toys in jail, except
maybe..
Chevy Chase: [ interrupting ] Miss Litella?
Emily Litella: Yes?
Chevy Chase: I'm sorry. The editorial was on
bussing schoolchildren. Bussing. Not busting.
Emily Litella: Oh. I'm sorry. Never mind.
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