[justablip] FW: Your Nomination; ref# 0136-EBF try and keep the language down please
- From: "doh" <thrash@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Justablip List" <justablip@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 18:33:20 +0100
Dear Kris Weston,
During our recent study of businessmen and women and IT professionals,
you were noted for your exceptional reputation in your field and the
business community.
I was? Well fuck me old boots.
Accordingly, we are pleased to notify you that you were recommended to
us as potentially qualified for selection into the International
Association of Business Leaders.
What the shit is that bollocks?
As an exclusive membership organization, the Association is open upon
invitation only. Our Membership Committee carefully researches and
reviews referrals from existing members and numerous professional
references to identify potential members, like you.
Whoopee fuckin shit.
As a member of the International Association of Business Leaders, you
will be honored for your contributions as a leading business
professional and rewarded with the unique opportunity to share in direct
communications with the most important leaders in the business and IT
worlds today. Your relationship with other exceptional professional men
and women who form and guide the Association will establish you in the
forefront of today's business world.
You wouldn't know I was such an obnoxious cunt from my reputation as an
I.T. professional, huh?
Your expertise, accomplishments, and commitment to excellence have
earned you a high degree of respect as a business professional and we
believe you deserve strong consideration for membership in this
prestigious organization.
Get your nose outta my ass!
To provide the Membership Committee with the most current and accurate
information prior to their deliberations, we ask all future members like
you to take a few moments to completea membership biographical data
form.
Uh, wha!?! Oh ..uh yeah sorry what was that you were saying. I must have
drifted off there for a second.
Please take the time to complete the biographical data form online or
print it (http://www.leadersofbusiness.org/pages/136EBF.html
<http://www.postphoenix.com/mailphoenix/server/redirect.php?user=131241&;
email=16&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.leadersofbusiness.org%2Fpages%2F136EBF.htm
l&cid=f3e86f23203818mail> ) and return it to our Membership Committee
via FAX (+1 252-637-2166) or (+ 1 252-634-9959) before they begin their
deliberations. We look forward to having you join us as a member.
Err yeh I'll do it straight after this joint.
P.S.-- For accuracy, we ask that you complete a data form not later than
April 29, 2003. Why not take a moment now before you get distracted
with other things? For more information, please visit our web site at:
www.leadersofbusiness.org
For accuracy? What, so if I don't complete your form by the 29th of
April your records will become inaccurate. I can't understand that,
inaccurate in what way?
ZZZzzzzzzzzz
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