[IrelandVIPNews] Re: The collective noun for bankers, maybe, a shower of...

  • From: "Sandberg, Robert" <robert.sandberg@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <irelandvipnews@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:41:43 +0200

Hi Mike!
You should have shoved your cane up his arce and said: "This is my means
of mobility you eejit!"
Robbie 
-----Original Message-----
From: irelandvipnews-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:irelandvipnews-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Mike Meaney
Sent: Donnerstag, 29. Juni 2006 10:03
To: ireland vipnews
Subject: [IrelandVIPNews] The collective noun for bankers, maybe, a
shower of...

Hello Vippers,

As I approached the door of the Ulster Bank a small branch of the main
one 
in town, armed to the teeth with my Passport, and hanging grimly on to
the 
arm of My present Wife Eileen, I thought this job shouldn't take long,
but 
was I in for a surprise. I wanted my name on an account with my Wife's
name 
on it, and produced my Passport, I also wanted to lodge some money into
a 
savings account in the main bank in Town which was     quickly
accomplished. 
Had I a billhead with my name and address on it? No!!

But we had two joint accounts in the main bank. but was told, "we can't 
access that account from here." A phone call would have done the job.
Then 
the manager was called and turning to Eileen asked "Does he have  a
Drivers 
licence?

Eileen said " A drivers Licence! I don't think so."

We had been there for it must or it seemed a quarter of an hour and were

aware of a line of customers behind us, so we just left, and on the way
out 
she saw the two women in the office having a giggle. Of course it might
not 
have been about their clanger or indeed it might.

I went in next day with a billhead and was told it was 05 and it must be

within six months. My question is, Should I apply for a drivers licence?



All the best,

Mike

061 300044 



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