DEAR UNCLE DICK, Reminds me of a famous story regarding New Yorker Dorothy Parker. The following may not be a totally accurate but it keeps the spirit of the story. A reporter was badgering her and he said, "Miss Parker, you think you're pretty smart, don't you?" to which she replied, "Why, yes, actually I do!" He then said, "You think you can make a joke out of anything, don't you?" to which she replied, "Why yes, actually I do!" In frustration he said, "Make a joke out of the Horticulture!" to which she replied, "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think!" Hmmmmmmmmmm! CHEERS! BOB -----Original Message----- From: hasselblad-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:hasselblad-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Stein Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2007 3:20 AM To: hasselblad@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [HUG] Re: Boneheads Dear Harry, You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it turn a 1/4" screw to fasten a camera to a tripod. Not even with a quick release mechanism. That's the trouble with horses - the hooves are not flexible enough. Now lemurs - always - use tripods and cable releases. Uncle Dick No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.484 / Virus Database: 269.12.10/977 - Release Date: 28/08/2007 4:29 PM ============================================================================ ================================= To unsubscribe from this list, go to www.freelists.org and logon to your account (the same e-mail address and password you set-up when you subscribed,) and unsubscribe from there. ============================================================================================================= To unsubscribe from this list, go to www.freelists.org and logon to your account (the same e-mail address and password you set-up when you subscribed,) and unsubscribe from there.