[guide.chat] Miss Potty.

  • From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 31 Aug 2012 22:47:29 +0100

Miss Potty, I must tell you, in this little rhyme
about my aches and pains at the exercise class this time:
I was feeling pretty healthy till I waltzed in that room
Then horror's veil descended, and I have an air of gloom
I now ache in body areas I never knew I had...
My arms and shoulders tell me that they're feeling rather bad.
My big toe has a bruise that looks like a lump of pulsing blue,
And my back feels like it's been broken - and it's all because of you.
So, you'll forgive me, dearest tutor - cos I'm not so very well...
My poor brain - or what remains of it - feels as if it's gone through hell!
The bits that aren't numb, are tingling, seething, sore...
So you'll understand, I'm leaving - it's exercise no more.
Jim
PTL! <><

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