[etni] Fw: Compensation for the C Module
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- Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:14:34 +0200
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From: "Barry Silverbeg" <barisil@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Compensation for the C Module
Dear Bagrut Teachers everywhere:
I have been informed by a well known ministerial leak that the resignation
of Chaff of Stiff -- excuse me -- Chief of Staff Chalutz is the first step
in a
trans cabinet compensation plan to provide benefits
to the public sector adversly affected by ministerial errors and flacid
planning. It is no co incidence that the name of
the departing chief begins with a 'C.'
Those students hardest hit by the recent examination who do not feel
entirely compensated by Chalut's stepdown may be able
to take further comfort when next year's atlases will include Yellowstone
Park, with its 'Old Faithful' Geyser, within the Green
line, as a goodwill gesture towards the expelled Gush Katif dwellers. It
is no co incidence that the newly included territory
produces a daily 'Gush.' Plans are also afoot to seat Barak in the spot of
Prime Minister, however it is to be Barak Obama.
Finally, due to difficulties in producing this term's set of bagrut exams,
the Szold institute has handed in its resignation.
Bids are being taken for the next set of exams; and while the future is
vague for most of the modules, it looks like Zeev
Rosenstein, as soon as he sets foot back home, will be in charge of Module
'E'.
Happy Tidruch, to those who are marking the exams
Rosh (HOdesh) Tov, and Happy Groundhog day to you all.
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