[etni] ADVICE FOR STRUCTURING BAGRUT EXAMS BY PROFESSOR MONTY PYTHON
- From: Barry Silverberg and family <barisil@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 13:28:32 +0200
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To nail the final coffin on this discussion (OF SHOULD THE DIALOG SECTION OF
THE ORAL BARGUT BE RETURNED) , I would like to remind you of
the famous
question asking sequence in "Monty Python and the holy Grail."
Those poor individuals wh o missed it IN the '70's can soon see it as a
Broadway Musical.
In the Oral Python Bagrut, The Tester will ask the Testee the following
questions.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
WHAT IS YOUR QUEST (hint: TO PASS MODULE E)
WHAT IS THE TONE OF THE ARTICLE WRITTEN BY PROFESSOR BARN SWALLOW IN THE
APRIL EDDITION OF THE MODERN LANGUAGE JOURNAL, 1976?
(THE ABOVE LETTER WAS JUST AN EXCUSE TO SEND YOU A N AUDIO FILE OF 'THE
ARGUMENT" one f the best sketches ever by MONTY PYTHON.)
i HAVE NEVER SENT SUCH A FILE BEFORE, ANDI DON'TKNOW IF IT WILL WORK, SO IF
YOU'RE NOT READING THIS IT HASN'T.
BARRY
... ... ... ... ...
( A TEN MINUTE PAUSE OF BARRY GAZZING BLANKLY AT THE SCREEN AS THE SOUND
FILE PAINFULLY STARTS TO CROSS THE ETHER, AND THEN HE REMEMBERS THAT etni
DOES NOT ACCEPT ANY ATTACHMENTS, ANY MORE THAN YOU'D LET SOME BLEARY EYED
VAGRANT INTO YOUR HOUSE AFTER MIDNIGHT.)
START AGAIN.
you can get the sketch off the internet, and well, it is on my new anthology
soon to be handed out in grungy private gatherings at Marpadim: Kid's Songs
and Chants, Primarily for the Lower Levels
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