Yup. How did the pyrotechnics go last night? From: cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Nicholas Robertson-Muir Sent: 06 November 2014 3:17 PM To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: RE: morning That shit is whack. On 6 Nov 2014 15:04, "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx<mailto:alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote: Okay, so I tend to deal with financial regulations a lot of the time – mainly risk management ones. A while ago the Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX) regs came into being. This was mainly because of stuff like the Enron scandal. These SOX regs were supposed to promote good financial governance. Fast forward a few years and the US Fisheries guys board a fishing boat and claim that the captain there had some undersized fish on board. They tell him to get to shore for an inspection. He tells his crew to dump the fish overboard. So far no real surprises. Usually doing this gets fishermen a $500 fine or temp suspension of their license. This time the US gov decides that dumping a fish overboard is the same as shredding documents and that random fishing boats are the same as publicly listed corporations. They charge the captain of the boat with shredding evidence. Under SOX regs, the guy can get 20 years for this. http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/11/05/fishy-business-at-supreme-court-florida-capt-john-yates-sad-saga/?intcmp=latestnews Fun times. From: cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>] On Behalf Of Ilitirit Sama Sent: 06 November 2014 2:10 PM To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: Re: morning Woah.... http://jordaneldredge.com/projects/winamp2-js/ ________________________________ The information in this e-mail is confidential and may be legally privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this e-mail by anyone else is unauthorized. 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