RE: morning

  • From: "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2014 13:18:39 +0000

Yup.
How did the pyrotechnics go last night?

From: cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On 
Behalf Of Nicholas Robertson-Muir
Sent: 06 November 2014 3:17 PM
To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: RE: morning


That shit is whack.
On 6 Nov 2014 15:04, "Donaldson, Alasdair" 
<alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx<mailto:alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>> wrote:
Okay, so I tend to deal with financial regulations a lot of the time – mainly 
risk management ones. A while ago the Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX) regs came into 
being. This was mainly because of stuff like the Enron scandal. These SOX regs 
were supposed to promote good financial governance.

Fast forward a few years and the US Fisheries guys board a fishing boat and 
claim that the captain there had some undersized fish on board. They tell him 
to get to shore for an inspection. He tells his crew to dump the fish 
overboard. So far no real surprises. Usually doing this gets fishermen a $500 
fine or temp suspension of their license. This time the US gov decides that 
dumping a fish overboard is the same as shredding documents and that random 
fishing boats are the same as publicly listed corporations. They charge the 
captain of the boat with shredding evidence. Under SOX regs, the guy can get 20 
years for this.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/11/05/fishy-business-at-supreme-court-florida-capt-john-yates-sad-saga/?intcmp=latestnews

Fun times.


From: cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> 
[mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>] On 
Behalf Of Ilitirit Sama
Sent: 06 November 2014 2:10 PM
To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx<mailto:cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: morning

Woah....


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