That shit is whack. On 6 Nov 2014 15:04, "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > Okay, so I tend to deal with financial regulations a lot of the time – > mainly risk management ones. A while ago the Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX) regs came > into being. This was mainly because of stuff like the Enron scandal. These > SOX regs were supposed to promote good financial governance. > > > > Fast forward a few years and the US Fisheries guys board a fishing boat > and claim that the captain there had some undersized fish on board. They > tell him to get to shore for an inspection. He tells his crew to dump the > fish overboard. So far no real surprises. Usually doing this gets fishermen > a $500 fine or temp suspension of their license. This time the US gov > decides that dumping a fish overboard is the same as shredding documents > and that random fishing boats are the same as publicly listed corporations. > They charge the captain of the boat with shredding evidence. Under SOX > regs, the guy can get 20 years for this. > > > http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/11/05/fishy-business-at-supreme-court-florida-capt-john-yates-sad-saga/?intcmp=latestnews > > > > Fun times. > > > > > > *From:* cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] > *On Behalf Of *Ilitirit Sama > *Sent:* 06 November 2014 2:10 PM > *To:* cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > *Subject:* Re: morning > > > > Woah.... > > > http://jordaneldredge.com/projects/winamp2-js/ > ------------------------------ > The information in this e-mail is confidential and may be legally > privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this e-mail > by anyone else is unauthorized. If you have received this communication in > error, please address with the subject heading "Received in error," send to > the original sender, then delete the e-mail and destroy any copies of it. > If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, > distribution or any action taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, > is prohibited and may be unlawful. Any opinions or advice contained in this > e-mail are subject to the terms and conditions expressed in the governing > KPMG client engagement letter. Opinions, conclusions and other information > in this e-mail and any attachments that do not relate to the official > business of the firm are neither given nor endorsed by it. > > KPMG cannot guarantee that e-mail communications are secure or error-free, > as information could be intercepted, corrupted, amended, lost, destroyed, > arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. > > This email is being sent out by KPMG International Cooperative ("KPMG > International") on behalf of the local KPMG member firm providing services > to you. KPMG International Cooperative ("KPMG International") is a Swiss > entity that serves as a coordinating entity for a network of independent > firms operating under the KPMG name. KPMG International provides no > services to clients. Each member firm of KPMG International is a legally > distinct and separate entity and each describes itself as such. Information > about the structure and jurisdiction of your local KPMG member firm can be > obtained from your KPMG representative. > > This footnote also confirms that this e-mail message has been swept by > AntiVirus software. >