RE: morning

  • From: Nicholas Robertson-Muir <nicmuir@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 6 Nov 2014 15:16:47 +0200

That shit is whack.
On 6 Nov 2014 15:04, "Donaldson, Alasdair" <alasdair.donaldson@xxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>  Okay, so I tend to deal with financial regulations a lot of the time –
> mainly risk management ones. A while ago the Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX) regs came
> into being. This was mainly because of stuff like the Enron scandal. These
> SOX regs were supposed to promote good financial governance.
>
>
>
> Fast forward a few years and the US Fisheries guys board a fishing boat
> and claim that the captain there had some undersized fish on board. They
> tell him to get to shore for an inspection. He tells his crew to dump the
> fish overboard. So far no real surprises. Usually doing this gets fishermen
> a $500 fine or temp suspension of their license. This time the US gov
> decides that dumping a fish overboard is the same as shredding documents
> and that random fishing boats are the same as publicly listed corporations.
> They charge the captain of the boat with shredding evidence. Under SOX
> regs, the guy can get 20 years for this.
>
>
> http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/11/05/fishy-business-at-supreme-court-florida-capt-john-yates-sad-saga/?intcmp=latestnews
>
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> Fun times.
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> *From:* cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:cpt-fgc-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> *On Behalf Of *Ilitirit Sama
> *Sent:* 06 November 2014 2:10 PM
> *To:* cpt-fgc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> *Subject:* Re: morning
>
>
>
> Woah....
>
>
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