Rick, my law is you will not find what you are looking for until you no longer need it, or have found a replacement. BTW I think the book y'all are wanting is: The complete Murphy's law : a definitive collection / Arthur Bloch. Jamie in Michigan Currently Reading - A Killer Stitch by Maggie Sefton I'm an eBay affiliate, click here before you bid! Click here for eBay! (what is this? When you click this link, eBay pays me a small percentage of your WINNING bid. There is no additional cost to you.)