[bookport] Re: Chocolate and the Bookport

  • From: "Dale E. Heltzer" <deheltzer@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <bookport@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 1 Mar 2007 21:51:02 -0600

Chocolate? Red wine and coffee!!??

What oh what has this list become!
I'm sending *my BookPort to a convent!

 

> -----Original Message-----
> From: bookport-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
> [mailto:bookport-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Allison Mervis
> Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2007 8:11 PM
> To: bookport@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [bookport] Re: Chocolate and the Bookport
> 
> Lol! Drunk tripple talk! Now there's something to hear!
> Allison
>  
> 
>       ----- Original Message ----- 
>       From: DanFlasar@xxxxxxx 
>       To: bookport@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
>       Sent: Thursday, March 01, 2007 6:03 PM
>       Subject: [bookport] Chocolate and the Bookport
> 
>       
>            When the news stories broke out about the 
> beneficial nutritional properties of dark chocolate, I asked 
> our pre-eminent Metabolic researcher here at Washington U, 
> Dr. Sam Klein, as to which brand is the best for the money in 
> terms of highest bioflavinoid (the good stuff) content.  His 
> answer - Dove dark chocolate.
>            A little red wine, a little dark chocolate and  
> you're getting a really good dose of anti-oxidants and 
> bioflavinoids (if you don't drink alcohol, red grapes are a 
> good compromise, but a little alcohol also has good 
> properties aside from the red wine grape skin residue.  Of 
> course, moderation in all things).  
>           And what, you ask, does this have to do with the BookPort?
>           It is very important to not get melted chocolate on 
> your Bookport keys because in the process of licking the 
> chocolate off the keys, you may inadvertantly press a key 
> sequence that would make you lose your place in a book or 
> even worse, delete the book!  And if you spill red wine on 
> your BookPort, no matter how much you hold your head back and 
> try to shake the wine out of the unit into your mouth, you 
> won't get all of it - and the synthesized voice may start 
> slurring it's words while reading.
>            And you sure don't want that to happen.
>       Dan
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>           
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