Hmmm. Dave, maybe you should have a dog. (smile) You can pet it as well as your wife. Notice I did not say turn her in for a dog. It would be better to have both. Both can give you love, be petted and kiss you, but your wife can cook for you (maybe --unless she's retired from that) and entertain you. Cindy --- talmage@xxxxxxxxxx wrote: > Hi Marissa, > > Well, if you are going to walk him into walls, > potted plants, and swimming > pools, maybe you should marry him. > I speak from experience here, my wife has walked me > onto escalators without > mentioning where she was headed, observed while > someone opened a door for > me without noticing that I was headed straight for > the door and not the > doorway, and set me up to be pushed in my swimming > pool. In her defense, I > have to say she was distracted, distracted, and > malicious, respectively, or > maybe that last one should be amused. > > Dave > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Small Business - Try our new resources site! http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/resources/