Dear Cindy and Volunteer Friends, I qualify! I qualify!...!!!Well, I qualify if they alter the positions and job descriptions just a tad to suit my talents.
Wanted by Bookshare.org and the Benetech Initiative *Cheerleader-No gymnastics or skimpy costume required-To provide 40 hours of boisterous support for Bookshare. Cheerleader to have unlimited expense account to travel the world to destinations of choice as the official Bookshare ambassador. Includes generous shopping allowance.
*Model Bookshare Subscriber - to read books of choice full time, comfortable cushy seating and unlimited quality drinks and snacks provided-starts at $35 per hour.
*Synopsis Specialist-to write short and long synopses for approved books for which synopses have not been provided by volunteers. Salary adjusted to exceed Steven King's average annual income by fifty thousand dollars.
*Staff Perks and Comfort Specialist-Must be able to read the minds of staffers, providing every creature comfort before it is requested, making every imaginable luxury available so that Benetech staff receive perks equivalent to those taken for granted by the most highly placed industry leaders. Perks specialist to partake of perks at will.
*Since I've staked my territory as described above, Jake, and others, you are welcome to those other jobs
Always with love, Lissi----- Original Message ----- From: "Grandma Cindy" <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
To: <bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 8:10 PM Subject: [bksvol-discuss] Re: Open Positions at Benetech
Jake, Hurry up and graduate.One or two of these sounds perfect for you. smile Unfortunately, Gerald doesn't want to move. Does anyone else have the qualifications? Cindy --- John Glass <John.G@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:The Benetech Initiative, located in Palo Alto, California, has three open positions at this time. As many of you know, Benetech offers the Bookshare.org subscription service; however, these positions would provide the opportunity to work across a range of Benetech's projects. For general information about Employment opportunities at Benetech, as well as application procedures, please visit:The three specific positions, also linked from the main page cited above, include: 1. Quality Assurance and Information Technology Support Engineer:2. Web Applications Developer:3. Java Developer:John Glass Customer Support Manager, Bookshare Benetech 480 S. California Ave., Suite 201 Palo Alto, CA 94306-1609 USA Phone: +1 650 644-3403 Fax: +1 650 475-1066 john.g@xxxxxxxxxxxx www.benetech.org The Benetech Initiative - Technology Serving Humanity A Nonprofit Organization To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx put the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.____________________________________________________________________________________ Need a quick answer? Get one in minutes from people who know. Ask your question on www.Answers.yahoo.com To unsubscribe from this list send a blank Email to bksvol-discuss-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxxput the word 'unsubscribe' by itself in the subject line. To get a list of available commands, put the word 'help' by itself in the subject line.
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