Rubbish - it was the perfect accompaniment for our "half-a-tech-writer" buddy who never really knows if he is a downhill slalom champion, auto electrical wizard or tech writer :-) Steve Hudson -----Original Message----- From: Mike O'Halloran Brian, Less haste more speed - I altered it and forgot to change the second lawyer - although both groups fit the scenario. So is that two jokes for the price of one - or more likely, two jokes and half the laughs! ************************************************** To post a message to austechwriter, send the message to austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe to austechwriter, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the Subject field. To unsubscribe, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the Subject field. To search the austechwriter archives, go to www.freelist.org/archives/austechwriter To contact the list administrator, send a message to austechwriter-admins@xxxxxxxxxxxxx **************************************************