[austechwriter] Re: Warren Lewington update.
- From: "Mike O'Halloran" <mike.ohalloran@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 09:51:50 +0800
I thought a Friday Joke may cheer you up prior to going under the
blade...
An engineer driving past a farmer's pasture
stopped to watch a dog that was grabbing
dried cow pies in its mouth, shaking them,
then tossing them away.
After watching the dog do this several times,
the lawyer said to the farmer, "That's an odd
way for your dog to act, isn't it?"
"Not really," the farmer said.
"He bit an engineer this morning, and he's trying
to get the bad taste out of his mouth."
-----Original Message-----
From: Steve Hudson [mailto:cruddy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]=20
Sent: Friday, 1 August 2003 9:10 AM
To: austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [austechwriter] Re: Warren Lewington update.
Turn it up! This is the same bloke who was gloating about getting down
to the snow just after a 1/2m dump. He described in quite some detail
how he would be zipping down the mountain, laughing his head off as he
thought of us.
So, Wazza, SUCK IT RAW BABY!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAH! If you weren't such a heel
with no sole your ankle might have survived!
Let alone how the HELL are you going to teach me telemarking this year
if you're broken! <Sighs> He's only done to screw me over of course :-)
Me, I'm going to turn up to his hospital on his first night in with a
case of crown lager and a double lobster mornay and consume the lot at
his bedside whilst I plan my ski trip in a few weeks. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Steve Hudson
Word Heretic, Sydney, Australia
Tricky stuff with Word or words for you.
Email: steve@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Products: http://www.geocities.com/word_heretic/products.html
Spellbooks: 728 pages of dump left and dropping...
-----Original Message-----
From: Trace & Rich
Hi Warren
Hope it all goes well and you feel better soon,
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