[austechwriter] Re: (OT - Friday) Vindows 103 key PC keyboard.

  • From: "Steve Hudson" <cruddy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 17:52:45 +1000

What about the Ronald Reagan electric typewriter with no colon or memory?

What about the keyboards used for writing up the Pharoahs diaries? They had
had scroll lock permanently on.

Or the vagabond keyboard with no home...

Or then there is the joke about Bill Gates going to hell. <Short> The devil
walks him through on a guided tour of all the horrors of hell, before
showing him into a small room with a computer, a coffee cup and a computer.
The devil tells Bill that this is the room where Bill will stay for
eternity. Bill wants to know the catch is, it seems too good.

"Well," the Devil says, "The coffee cup has a hole in it and the secretary
doesn't. The computer is running Windows and its keyboard is missing three
keys: Control, Alt and Delete. Enjoy!" and locks him in.

Steve Hudson


-----Original Message-----
From: Mick

Did you here about the German Windows keyboard?

Zere ist no Escape!

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