What about the Ronald Reagan electric typewriter with no colon or memory? What about the keyboards used for writing up the Pharoahs diaries? They had had scroll lock permanently on. Or the vagabond keyboard with no home... Or then there is the joke about Bill Gates going to hell. <Short> The devil walks him through on a guided tour of all the horrors of hell, before showing him into a small room with a computer, a coffee cup and a computer. The devil tells Bill that this is the room where Bill will stay for eternity. Bill wants to know the catch is, it seems too good. "Well," the Devil says, "The coffee cup has a hole in it and the secretary doesn't. The computer is running Windows and its keyboard is missing three keys: Control, Alt and Delete. Enjoy!" and locks him in. Steve Hudson -----Original Message----- From: Mick Did you here about the German Windows keyboard? Zere ist no Escape! ************************************************** To post a message to austechwriter, send the message to austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe to austechwriter, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the Subject field. To unsubscribe, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the Subject field. To search the austechwriter archives, go to www.freelist.org/archives/austechwriter To contact the list administrator, send a message to austechwriter-admins@xxxxxxxxxxxxx **************************************************