I didn't write this, honest! But the first and second ones tickled my funny bone. Have a great weekend. Michael Granat Write Ideas ----- Forwarded message ----- Hussein Family Tree Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities. Among the brothers........... Sooflay ..................the restauranteur Guday....................the half-Australian brother Huray.....................the sports fanatic Bejay......................the gay brother Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother Sayhay....................the baseball player Ojay.......................the stalker / murderer Gulay......................the singer / entertainer Ebay.......................the internet czar Biliray.....................the country music star Ecksray..................the radiologist Puray......................the blender factory owner Regay.....................the half-Jamaican brother Tupay.....................the one with bad hair: Among the sisters.............. Pusay......................the 'loose' 22 yr old Lattay.....................the coffee shop owner Bufay......................the 300 pound sister Dushay....................the clean sister Phayray...................the zoo worker in the gorilla house: Sapheway...............the grocery store owner: Ollay.......................the half-mexican sister: Gudlay....................the prostitute ----- End forwarded message ----- ************************************************** To post a message to austechwriter, send the message to austechwriter@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx To subscribe to austechwriter, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "subscribe" in the Subject field. To unsubscribe, send a message to austechwriter-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with "unsubscribe" in the Subject field. To search the austechwriter archives, go to www.freelist.org/archives/austechwriter To contact the list administrator, send a message to austechwriter-admins@xxxxxxxxxxxxx **************************************************