Bad Ideas r Us >________________________________ > From: Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> >To: satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >Sent: >Subject: [satanworship] Re: Losing the plot. WAS [Re: Re: descent into the >depths, yet again] > > > >…and before we get off track again: > > >In the absence of any anything even approaching real leadership, Cynfred will >agree with the shivery passage plan - even though I think it’s a spectacularly >bad idea. > > >r > > > > > >On 3 Sep 2014, at 08:08, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >> >8 bit games graphics are very popular with the kids these days. > > >r > > >On 3 Sep 2014, at 00:15, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >> >>these are hacked iPhone pictures of printouts of Claris Works documents with >>maps originally drawn on a Newton and imported into my Powerbook Duo shortly >>after i left Insignia... >> >> >>so vintage, yes >> >> >> >> >> >>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 4:12 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >> >>gah - there it is! >>> >>> >>>looks like it's of a certain vintage that one... >>> >>> >>>:) >>> >>> >>>I like the sound of the 'shivery passage' - anyone for that one? >>> >>> >>> >>>>________________________________ >>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>Sent: >>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: Losing the plot. WAS [Re: Re: descent into the >>>>depths, yet again] >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>everyone stunned by the first mattlebat in a while? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 3:07 PM, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 2:58 PM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>holding ... >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>Sent: >>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: Losing the plot. WAS [Re: Re: descent into >>>>>>>the depths, yet again] >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>swamp follows the crabsters out of the tunnel. they turn left as one, >>>>>>>and go charging up the tunnel at full bore for about 50m or so, before >>>>>>>taking a rapid left turn into a dead end cave littered with crabster >>>>>>>shells. the live ones vanish into a small hole in the wall ahead. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>swamp manages to stamp some stragglers and declares the battle won, but >>>>>>>the war still going. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>backtracking, he discovers another tunnel offshoot, sloping downward a >>>>>>>little. something about the air in this tunnel gives him a little shiver. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>hold on, mattlebat coming through... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 11:45 AM, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>arfa takes off in pursuit of the cast of crablets. a few seconds after >>>>>>>his torch fades off to the left there is the distinctive sound of chitin >>>>>>>cracking. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>search of the cave reveals nothing at all beyond scorpion man detritus. >>>>>>>>if he lived here, he owned nothing. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 11:38 AM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>so that didn't work... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>search the cave with the dead scorp-man in it for clues - troll >>>>>>>>>footprints and the like >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>tracking? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>Sent: >>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: Losing the plot. WAS [Re: Re: descent >>>>>>>>>>into the depths, yet again] >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>what is the exact thing you're trying to assume? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 10:32 AM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>do I have a 'sense troll' skill? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>if not, I'll take a guess using mapmaking >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>Sent: >>>>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: Losing the plot. WAS [Re: Re: descent >>>>>>>>>>>>into the depths, yet again] >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>well since you volunteered that Hadarim was in the caves, the >>>>>>>>>>>>assumption was that the trolls might be here too... somewhere >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 10:29 AM, Pete <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>so we are looking for the remains to two dead trolls - or we are to >>>>>>>>>>>>find them in jail somewhere ... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>and we chose to explore some caves for some reason... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Lets gather moss >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sent: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: Losing the plot. WAS [Re: Re: descent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>into the depths, yet again] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>all hail the mighty Stan! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>ok so... tl;dr... Humph took some dark root beer up to the grogge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>shoppe, and was imprisoned when someone sensed chaos on it. the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>party went up there to argue his case, and mostly succeeded >>>>>>>>>>>>>>thanks to their Mapmaking skills. the deal with the trolls is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>that they will release him on receipt of quality information as >>>>>>>>>>>>>>to the fate of two trolls who were accompanying Hadarim the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lhankor Mhy priest from Crabtown back to Alone. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Hadarim was originally imprisoned with you when SW started, and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mysteriously died shortly thereafter in the tunnel before the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>fight with Karvik.) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>ring any bells? thought not. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 10:19 AM, Pete >>>>>>>>>>>>>><dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stanworship >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From: Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>To: satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sent: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Losing the plot. WAS [Re: Re: descent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>into the depths, yet again] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So Humph is in a jail in crabtown (where it took us around 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>years to wrestle a troll) - and we have to do something to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prove he is innocent of the chaos beer I think? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I flippantly said something about moss earlier but wasn’t there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>something about moss used to flavour the beer? Should we scrape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>some off then head back? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I’ve tried dredging the Stanworship archives but it’s about 90% >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>trying to debug Pete’s mail and then most of the the rest is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kittens dressed as Cuthulu. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>r >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2 Sep 2014, at 17:51, Pete (Redacted sender >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"tadcastervalentino@xxxxxxxxx" for DMARC) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cat sized then? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or cow sized >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'd suggest cow sized for a herd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So Humph is in a jail in crabtown (where it took us around 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>years to wrestle a troll) - and we have to do something to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>prove he is innocent of the chaos beer I think? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>close? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>________________________________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From: Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>To: "satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <satanworship@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sent: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Subject: [satanworship] Re: descent into the depths, yet again >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>they *are* larger, so they're a herd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if they were *even* larger, they'd be a club-sized gig >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, Sep 2, 2014 at 9:10 AM, Roger Nolan <rog@xxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And if they were larger? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>r >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 2 Sep 2014, at 15:54, Jason Proctor <jason@xxxxxxxxxxx> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>if they were smaller, they'd be a swarm >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, Sep 1, 2014 at 9:24 PM, Pete Ford >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Do insects come in herds then? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On September 1, 2014, at 4:18PM, Jason Proctor wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the second left turn goes round a sharp right-hand corner >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and gradually starts to slope downward. as you carefully >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>proceed, the air becomes drier, and the stench of ripe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chaos fruit begins to give way to another, much fainter >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>but no less putrid aroma - rotting flesh. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fortunately the party's ace Mapmaking skills confirm that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the smell is faint because it's distant in time rather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>than space, and shouldn't get much worse. these skills >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>also allow Chump, Splut, and Arfa to assume that the cave >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>at the bottom of this slope is the site of the defeat of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the scorpion man guard during the original incursion. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after some discussion you decide to proceed slowly. beyond >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the torches, the blackness is total. beyond heavy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>breathing and the occasional forced fart from Chump to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lighten things up, the silence is similarly absolute. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>after a few minutes of cautiously edging down the passage, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the floor levels out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eventually the torches illuminate the crushed and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>splintered body of a scorpion man in the small cave at the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>foot of the passage. his chest has been caved in by a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>succession of blows from a blunt instrument, and he is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>missing several legs. the expression on the remains of his >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>face is one of anger and frustration. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>as the torch grows nearer, a herd of smallish shiny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>multi-legged insects rapidly abandons the corpse. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >> > > > >