Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

I was always taught to Say NO now whats the question/ request - ? !

and actually minimising change does achieve stability!


2010/1/6 Goulet, Richard <Richard.Goulet@xxxxxxxxxxx>

>  I would call that individual HUMAN.
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> *Dick Goulet***
> Senior Oracle DBA/NA Team Lead
> PAREXEL International
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> *From:* Pratap Singh -X (prsingh1 - Abacus at Cisco) [mailto:
> prsingh1@xxxxxxxxx]
> *Sent:* Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:58 PM
> *To:* Goulet, Richard; oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx;
> oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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> *Subject:* RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
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>    What will you call a DBA who has
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> -          Applied patch after 4 weeks of testing
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> -          Applied patch within 4 hours of getting the patch
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> -          Not applied the patch because have better things to do
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> Personally I was Scientist DBA became Gung Ho DBA and than Empathetic DBA.
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> Life goes on.
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> *From:* oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:
> oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] *On Behalf Of *Goulet, Richard
> *Sent:* Tuesday, January 05, 2010 12:30 PM
> *To:* oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx; oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> *Subject:* RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
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> I will admit to not being a Burleson fan, but he's got something there
> that's for sure.
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> *Dick Goulet*
> Senior Oracle DBA/NA Team Lead
> PAREXEL International
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> *From:* oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:
> oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] *On Behalf Of *Dba DBA
> *Sent:* Tuesday, January 05, 2010 2:33 PM
> *To:* oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> *Subject:* Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
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> He is missing a few...
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> Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for help
> you say you are busy with a production issue.
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> RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to RTFM.
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> I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you
> refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know.
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> Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly complains
> about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else sucks.
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> On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman@xxxxxxxxx>
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> Really funny...
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> http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm
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> All the best for 2010.
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> David
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Howard A. Latham

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