These are all the same guy. I know him, and apparently you do, too! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dba DBA" <oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx> To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Tuesday, January 5, 2010 1:32:49 PM GMT -06:00 US/Canada Central Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you? He is missing a few... Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for help you say you are busy with a production issue. RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to RTFM. I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know. Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly complains about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else sucks. On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor < painterman@xxxxxxxxx > wrote: Really funny... http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm All the best for 2010. David -- Michael Fontana Sr. Technical Consultant Enkitec M: 214.912.3709 enkitec oracle_certified_partner -- //www.freelists.org/webpage/oracle-l