Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

  • From: Michael Fontana <michael.fontana@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 5 Jan 2010 14:12:57 -0600 (CST)

These are all the same guy.  

I know him, and apparently you do, too!


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From: "Dba DBA" <oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx>
To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Tuesday, January 5, 2010 1:32:49 PM GMT -06:00 US/Canada Central
Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?


He is missing a few... 

Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for help you 
say you are busy with a production issue. 

RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to RTFM. 

I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you refuse 
to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know. 

Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly complains 
about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else sucks. 




On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor < painterman@xxxxxxxxx > wrote: 


Really funny... 

http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm 

All the best for 2010. 

David 

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