Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

Since I seem to be a strange mix of all three of the DBA types in this post, 
(although I'm surprised to find myself to be more of the Scientist DBA than I 
would have first expected...) I'm wondering what the Pathetic DBA's traits 
consisted of.  
 
Did the pathetic DBA have an indention worn into the G and H keys on their 
keyboard from banging their head against it so often?  Do they type in a 
command and say to themselves, "What the heck did you do that 
for?!?!" repeatedly?  Were the Pathetic DBA's "stupid DBA tricks list" in the 
thousands as they tried new things?  
 
I could easily be that, too! :)


Kellyn Pedersen
Multi-Platform DBA
I-Behavior Inc.
http://www.linkedin.com/in/kellynpedersen
 
"Go away before I replace you with a very small and efficient shell script..."

--- On Thu, 12/31/09, Niall Litchfield <niall.litchfield@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:


From: Niall Litchfield <niall.litchfield@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?
To: painterman@xxxxxxxxx
Cc: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: Thursday, December 31, 2009, 2:45 AM



My word that takes me back. - to 2003 in fact - I'm glad Don lost the "Pathetic 
DBA" part he had in there once. 
 
http://tinyurl.com/yg23xf5 ;
 

Niall

On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Really funny...

http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm

All the best for 2010.

David



-- 
Niall Litchfield
Oracle DBA
http://www.orawin.info



      

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