RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

I would call that individual HUMAN.
 

Dick Goulet 
Senior Oracle DBA/NA Team Lead 
PAREXEL International 

 

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From: Pratap Singh -X (prsingh1 - Abacus at Cisco)
[mailto:prsingh1@xxxxxxxxx] 
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:58 PM
To: Goulet, Richard; oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx;
oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?



What will you call a DBA who has

-          Applied patch after 4 weeks of testing

-          Applied patch within 4 hours of getting the patch 

-          Not applied the patch because have better things to do

Personally I was Scientist DBA became Gung Ho DBA and than Empathetic
DBA. 

Life goes on.

PB Singh

 

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Tech Project Manager
Ph (: 408 424 2777
Email: prsingh1@xxxxxxxxx

 

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From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Goulet, Richard
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 12:30 PM
To: oracledbaquestions@xxxxxxxxx; oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: RE: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

 

I will admit to not being a Burleson fan, but he's got something there
that's for sure.

 

Dick Goulet 
Senior Oracle DBA/NA Team Lead 
PAREXEL International 

 

 

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From: oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:oracle-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Dba DBA
Sent: Tuesday, January 05, 2010 2:33 PM
To: oracle-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: [HUMOUR] What kind of DBA are you?

He is missing a few...

 

Production Issue DBA: Anytime a developer asks you a question or for
help you say you are busy with a production issue. 

 

RTFM DBA: Any time a developer asks you a question you tell them to
RTFM. 

 

I don't share any info DBA: any time a developer asks you a question you
refuse to answer since you don't want them to learn anything you know. 

 

Everybody else sucks DBA: This is the type of DBA who constantly
complains about developers, managers, etc... and says everyone else
sucks. 

 



 

On Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 5:16 PM, David Pintor <painterman@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

Really funny...

http://www.dba-oracle.com/art_dbazine_what_kind_dba.htm

All the best for 2010.

David

 

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