This rests on the peculiarity of (American ?) English that it uses 'positive' in the sense of certain or sure. I don't know of any other language that use positive in this sense. O.K. --- Mike Geary <atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, > "Uh oh, I've lost an > electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" > "Yes, I'm positive." > > > Mike Geary > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Ursula Stange" <Ursula@xxxxxxxxxx> > To: <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2007 7:24 AM > Subject: [lit-ideas] Re: Tuesday Joke > > > > Two atoms walking down the street. > > One says, "I've lost an electron." > > The other says, "Are you positive?" > > > > (or am I missing something?) > > > > Simon Ward wrote: > >> Two atoms walking down the street. > >> One loses an electron. > >> The other says: "You're positive." > >> [I thankyou] > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > To change your Lit-Ideas settings > (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > > digest on/off), visit > www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, > vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit > www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > ____________________________________________________________________________________ No need to miss a message. Get email on-the-go with Yahoo! Mail for Mobile. Get started. http://mobile.yahoo.com/mail ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html