Two atoms are walking down the street. One says, "Uh oh, I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive." "Whaddya gonna do now?" "I'm just gonna relax and go fission."
Neutron walks into a bar, orders a shot of bourbon. Bartender pours the shot, places it in front of the neutron. Neutron says, 'Thanks, how much do I owe you?' Bartender says, 'For you, no charge.' Robert Paul ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html
